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09/30/2010 16:39:18

Pete and Sally had been married for 59 years, not always happily - Sally takes Pete home, tucks him in bed, and pats his head as she carries on with her tasks. Pete lays in bed With all his remaing strength he pulls himself up on his feet and

02/01/2010 20:14:27

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beli

02/01/2010 20:12:39

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked: The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of

01/29/2010 14:20:04

A doctor was having an Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, The doctor said, So the wife picked up the card and read, Spaghetti - Makarna 

01/29/2010 14:17:22

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said Then the undertakers locked the casket down and

01/29/2010 13:31:21

   King & The Fortune Teller - Kral ve Falcı 

01/29/2010 13:29:57

 Two Ladies Talking in Heaven- Cennette Konuşan İki Hanım 

01/29/2010 13:12:48

One day when Nasreddin Hodja was just a boy, his friends decided to play a trick on him. After considerable discussion,they agreed to steal his shoes. But how? Suddenly the leader among the group had an idea. he called. And Nasreddin obligingly came over to see what was wanted.  Nasreddin looked at the tree.Then he looked at his friends. Clearly something besides the tree-climbing was on their min

01/29/2010 12:51:05

 ------------ What did one ghost say to another?  ------------  At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. ------------ When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance. ------------ I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls. ------------ But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, becau

01/28/2010 20:32:18

King Louis the Third was the king of France about 400 years ago. One day a young man said to the king, The king said to his servants, That evening the man came to the king's private room. The king had a smile on his face, but it was not a friendly smile. He said to the man, Then the young man understood everything. He thought quickly before he answered the king's question. The king stopped smiling