Öğretmenlerle İlgili Fıkralar - Jokes about Teachers

01/28/2010 19:06:24

Jokes about Teachers - Öğretmenlerle ilgili Fıkralar

--Frog learning foreign language--

Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?

Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.


Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?Pupil: Not very much!

--Longest Word--

TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !


TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?

Pupil: Mice

TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby ?

Pupil: Twins !

--At Once--

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?

Class: At once!


Student: The brain is a wonder full thing.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class

--The lowest mark--

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

--An Island--

TEACHER: What is an island ?

Pupil: A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.

TEACHER: On one side ?

Pupil: Yes, on top !


Teacher: why are fish so smart?

Pupil: Because they live in


-- I --

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

--Time --

Question: Do you know the time?

Answer: No, we haven't met yet!

-- Point--

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

-- 8 --

Teacher: How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean?

Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

-- Australia or the Moon --

Teacher: What is further away, Australia or the Moon?

Pupil: Australia, you can see the Moon at night !

Henüz oylanmamış. İlk oylayan siz olun!


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