Kısa Fıkralar - One Liner Jokes

01/29/2010 12:51:05

One liner Jokes - Kısa Fıkralar

Judge:

 "Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" 

Wife:

 "I couldn't lift the table." 

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What did one ghost say to another?

 "Do you believe in people?" 

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My friend has a fine watch dog.

At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.

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But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

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 "Look, guide, here are some lion tracks." 

 "Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from." 

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 "Has there been anyinsanityin your family?" 

 "Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss." 

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I was thinking of becoming a doctor.

I have the handwriting for it.

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 " My wife doesn't know what she wants.

 "You're lucky. My wife does." 

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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

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 "What do you use for washing dishes?"   "Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best." 

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 "Why don't you give your husband a divorce?" 

 "What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?" 

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 "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" 

 "I thought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months." 

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