Kısa Fıkralar - One Liner Jokes

01/29/2010 12:51:05

One liner Jokes - Kısa Fıkralar


 "Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" 


 "I couldn't lift the table." 


What did one ghost say to another?

 "Do you believe in people?" 


My friend has a fine watch dog.

At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.


When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.


I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.


But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.


It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!


 "Look, guide, here are some lion tracks." 

 "Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from." 


 "Has there been anyinsanityin your family?" 

 "Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss." 


I was thinking of becoming a doctor.

I have the handwriting for it.


 " My wife doesn't know what she wants.

 "You're lucky. My wife does." 


We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.


 "What do you use for washing dishes?"   "Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best." 


 "Why don't you give your husband a divorce?" 

 "What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?" 


 "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" 

 "I thought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months." 

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