Bunlar Ne Demek? - What Do They Mean?

02/01/2010 20:14:27

What do they mean?

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes they got the biggest piece.

Conference: The confusion of one person multiplied by the number present.

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Lecture: The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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