Cennette İki Bayan - Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

01/29/2010 13:29:57

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven- Cennette Konuşan İki Hanım

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st W: I froze to death.

2nd W: How horrible!

1st W: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd W: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st W: So, what happened?

2nd W: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st W: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer --- we'd both still be alive.

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