İngilizce Fıkralar - Jokes

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. he said, The wife stared at him. The husband calmly replied, Making eggs & Driving a car - Yumurta yapmak & Araba kullanmak 

           Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.  

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known  Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:  Husband: The Success of Marriage - Başarılı Bir Evlilik 

Alison Flood   Tuesday 30 March 2010  A vampire who first Meyer's "This has been a surprise to me, too," Meyer said. "The reason why it's a surprise was that I never Life of Bree Tanner, a novella, will now be published on 5 June by Little Brown The character of Bree will also feature in the film version of Eclipse. The film's director, David Slade, and the actor who plays Bree in the film have

 How guys select the girl they want to marry - Erkekler evlenmek istedikleri bayanı nasıl seçerler 

 Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?Pupil: Not very much!     Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!     Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!   Jokes about Teachers - Öğretmenlerle ilgili Fıkralar --Frog learning foreign lang

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, the man asks. The assistant says, the man asks. The assistant says, The man says, The assistant says, The Boss - Patron