Öğretmenler ve Öğrenciler Arasındaki Eğlenceli Diyaloglar - Funny Dialogues Between Students and Teachers

-Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

-Student: A teacher.

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-How do students learn better? With a teacher or without a teacher?

-Despite the teacher.

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Student:Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

Student: But I asked first!

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Student: I walk. You walk ....

Teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.

Student: I run. You run ...

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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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Teacher: How do you spell "crocodile"?

Student: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

Teacher: No, that's wrong.

Student: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I"

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

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Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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Student: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.

Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.