-Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
-Student: A teacher.
-How do students learn better? With a teacher or without a teacher?
-Despite the teacher.
Student:Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Student: But I asked first!
Student: I walk. You walk ....
Teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
Student: I run. You run ...
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher: How do you spell "crocodile"?
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Student: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I"
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Student: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
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