So an HR manager dies, and goes up to Heaven. She meets St Peter at the pearly gates and he says "Ok, here's the deal: we've never actually had an HR manager get this far before, and frankly...we don't know what to do with you. So we're going to let you choose. You'll spend one day in hell and one day in heaven, then you'll get to decide where you want to spend the rest of eternity".
Fair enough, she thinks, and goes off to spend her day in hell. To her surprise, it's a very nice place:verdantgreenmeadow, the sun shining, all her friends are there in sharp suits laughing and joking. They spend a lovely day playing golf and such, and in the evening the devil (bloody nice bloke, by the way) treats her to a delicious meal at the best restaurant she's ever been to. It's going to take some beating.
Next day, she gets to try out heaven. She spends all day lounging around on clouds, playing harps and such, very luxurious and relaxing. Almost as good as her day in hell, in fact.
So decision time comes, and she's torn, but decides that hell is just too fun to turn down, and picks that. But when she gets back to hell, the verdant meadows have vanished to be replaced by abarrenwasteland, and all her friends are dressed inrags, picking up scraps off the grounds for food. "Hey, what gives?", she asks. "It was lovely here the other day".
The Devil puts his arm around her shoulder and says "Yes, but that day we were recruiting. Today you're staff".
Hell or Heaven? - Cennet mi Cehennem mi?
So an HR manager dies, and goes up to Heaven. She meets St Peter at the pearly gates and he says "Ok, here's the deal: we've never actually had an HR manager get this far before, and frankly...we don't know what to do with you. So we're going to let you choose. You'll spend one day in hell and one day in heaven, then you'll get to decide where you want to spend the rest of eternity".
Fair enough, she thinks, and goes off to spend her day in hell. To her surprise, it's a very nice place:verdantgreenmeadow, the sun shining, all her friends are there in sharp suits laughing and joking. They spend a lovely day playing golf and such, and in the evening the devil (bloody nice bloke, by the way) treats her to a delicious meal at the best restaurant she's ever been to. It's going to take some beating.
Next day, she gets to try out heaven. She spends all day lounging around on clouds, playing harps and such, very luxurious and relaxing. Almost as good as her day in hell, in fact.
So decision time comes, and she's torn, but decides that hell is just too fun to turn down, and picks that. But when she gets back to hell, the verdant meadows have vanished to be replaced by abarrenwasteland, and all her friends are dressed inrags, picking up scraps off the grounds for food. "Hey, what gives?", she asks. "It was lovely here the other day".
The Devil puts his arm around her shoulder and says "Yes, but that day we were recruiting. Today you're staff".